Ryan Reynolds is a man who wears many hats. He's a loving husband to Blake Lively, a doting father to their daughters Ines,1, and two-year-old James, and he just so happens to be a part-time comedian – on Twitter, that is!
The Deadpool actor has garnered a reputation for his LOL online feuds with wife Blake and his other celebrity friends, his hilarious responses to diehard fans and his jokes about fatherhood. Here are a few of his best tweets of 2017.
My mom barely has any room left on her face for another tattoo. But she’s going for it. Because she cares. pic.twitter.com/GFUNC3IWfX— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 5, 2017
Every Thanksgiving we’d gather round the table and watch Dad carve the turkey with a hammer. It was his way of reminding us it’s Thursday.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) November 23, 2017
The best thing about finishing a 105 ounce slurpee from 7 Eleven is the look on Satan's face.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 19, 2017
When checking out of a hotel, it's fun to say: "The fire resistant carpet deserves some sort of Fire Resistant Carpet Award!"— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 7, 2017
Pretty sure those are protesters. https://t.co/URNGDCg0cO— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) March 5, 2017
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 30, 2017
People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 7, 2017
Jeff, if there was a fire and I had to choose a family member to save, obviously it’d be me. But if I had time to save one more, you can be damn sure I’d call the fire department. They’re experts in the field and have vast experience in these matters. I love you. Happy Birthday. pic.twitter.com/uBVkia6N4g— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 1, 2017
My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 23, 2017
Happy Birthday to my amazing wife. pic.twitter.com/7vulMXqOdp— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2017
My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 16, 2017
My daughter gets so pumped watching Disney films. She loves that they all have singing, dancing and a part when the parents die.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 4, 2017